Best of the 80s, does not include Madonna

Originally this was going to be a post about this rad outfit that I threw together for a jungle themed party that I went to this weekend, but I was too lazy to take photos of my actual clothes (seriously, way too much work, how do real fashion bloggers do it?). SO instead you get another post about my awesome Etsy finds, this time, 80s themed, because who doesn't like that? Crazy people. Crazy people don't like 80s vintage. Let's get started.

Hi, hello, is this not the most amazing dress ever? This dress makes all currently trendy dresses look more lame than a horse with a broken leg (I'm gonna go ahead and apologize for that right now, terrible analogy, please forgive me, it's been a long week). Anyway, the point is that this dress is so hot it's untouchable.

Don't tell the hipsters, but look what I found. Do want. I would wear these without even the tiniest hint of irony.

Little nostalgic moment about to happen here. My mom has a Dooney and Burke purse that she bought in the... I wanna say 90s, but I'm probably wrong. Before her current purse though, she had another Dooney and Burke purse that I'm positive must have been from the same collection as this one, because the white leather with the brown trim and that adorable duck logo is bringing up some serious childhood flashbacks. Good times.

I'm crazy about big, gold earrings, and these are just making me salivate all over my pajamas. Yes. I'm in bed, blogging in my pajamas. Lay off.

Snap decision: never buying another swimsuit until I can fit into/afford this one. Why would I settle for anything less? For some reason that phrase makes me think of a commercial for a fiber-heavy breakfast cereal targeted towards women. Ew.

Now a huge fan of long skirts, but I think this could be the one to change my mind. I can has? Please? Pwitty prease?

WHY DON'T I WEAR A SIZE SIX. ARGH.

I think this necklace speaks for itself. Also I don't know what to say about it other than it's awesoooome.

This shirt would probably make me look like a fluffy little mint green cupcake, but that doesn't stop me from wanting the crap out of it. Srsly u guise.

And if I DID own that top, I would definitely want to wear it with these shoes. Oh yeah.

I have a favourite shirt. It is sky blue, it is loose and comfy, it has buttons. However, if I had THIS shirt, I think my current favourite shirt would probably get jealous, because I would definitely wear this one all. the. time. There is only everything right with this shirt, and absolutely nothing wrong.

I'm gonna conclude this post now, cause I feel that it has reached a natural ending place, definitely not because it's late and I'm sleepy. Nope. Definitely not that last thing. Ha ha ha. Yeah okay goodnight.