Moved

So I moved over to Tumblr cause I'm so cool lame like that. Seeya kids on the other side.

Summer No. 11

Summer No. 11 by natparty

I had the urge to fill a square with a ton of bright, summery stuff in fanciful colours. So I did it! I accomplished so much today (sarcasmsarcasmsarcasm).

Jeffrey Campbell Love

I'm crazy about Jeffrey Campbell shoes. Anyone who tries to tell me that Jeffrey Campbell is not breaking boundaries in shoe science had better get ready to fight me (it wouldn't take one long to get ready for that, I'm tiny and my muscles are mostly made out of something similar to pudding). Anyway, I have a LOT of ground to cover in this department, so I'm gonna keep my comments, which are pretty much useless anyway so I doubt they'll be missed, to a minimum. Allons-y!

UHM. CAN I HAZ? These shoes might actually bring me up to an average height. I could see eye-to-eye with people at last! And the best part is that there's enough incline to look elegant, but not so to cause ankle-breakage. Everyone wins!

Now time for more giant wedge sandals with gentle inclines.

GIMME GIMME GIMME I NEED I NEED (five awesomecool points to whoever recognizes that reference).

Now for the ankle breakers! EXCITING.

INTENSE. Let's take a breather now and look at some florals.

Wasn't that nice? Now prepare yourself, because we're going to take a look at some shoes that are downright ARCHITECTURAL. LOOK BIG WORDS AH.

WHOA THOSE WERE CRAZY. Now let's calm down with some relatively "normal" shoes.

This is probably the part where I'm supposed to wax poetic about things like "design" and "inspiration" and "silhouettes," but frankly, after constructing this post (which took a lot longer than it may seem) I'm sick of looking at shoes... HAHA just kidding but really, I don't want to spend any more time on this post, so SAYONARA.

Need Supply Co. Love

Some day I'll post do photos of outfits or whatever, but until I stop being so lazy (HAHA NEVER) you get more posts about my internet finds. This time, NO ETSY (trying to cut back, you understand), but I am going to show you some AWESOME stuff from Need Supply Co.

First I want to draw your attention to the awesomeness levels of this shoe (not by Jeffrey Campbell, btdubs). Imagine how many different outfits these would look incredible with, are you imagining them? Are you? Okay good. Now I'm going to show you some stuff from Need Supply Co. that would look outstanding with these woven wedge wonders.

That dress over those pants, with those wedges. Delectable, non? Yes. But it gets better.

Don't try to pretend like these glasses wouldn't just MAKE that outfit. Don't. even. try. Now some random stuff, cause it's my blog AND I DO WHAT I WANT.

AH AWESOME BRACELET IS AWESOME.

Now I know what you're thinking (cause I'm in your brain, nomming on your thoughts). "Nat, you could never pull off these pants, are you crazy?" Well, first of all, yes I am crazy, and second of all, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I would make these pants work harder than a migrant worker during the Great Depression. 

Why are all my analogies so terrible?

If you try to tell me that this dress isn't hella rad amazing awesomesauce crazy awesome, I will physically fight you. I mean, LOOK AT IT. This dress goes to eleven. Also, go back to the first image, you know, the one with the rad shoes? I hope you're mentally pairing those shoes with this dress, because if you're not, you are seriously missing out. Seriously, srsly.

SHORT POST BECAUSE LONGER POST LATER AH INCOMPLETE SENTENCES AH.

Best of the 80s, does not include Madonna

Originally this was going to be a post about this rad outfit that I threw together for a jungle themed party that I went to this weekend, but I was too lazy to take photos of my actual clothes (seriously, way too much work, how do real fashion bloggers do it?). SO instead you get another post about my awesome Etsy finds, this time, 80s themed, because who doesn't like that? Crazy people. Crazy people don't like 80s vintage. Let's get started.

Hi, hello, is this not the most amazing dress ever? This dress makes all currently trendy dresses look more lame than a horse with a broken leg (I'm gonna go ahead and apologize for that right now, terrible analogy, please forgive me, it's been a long week). Anyway, the point is that this dress is so hot it's untouchable.

Don't tell the hipsters, but look what I found. Do want. I would wear these without even the tiniest hint of irony.

Little nostalgic moment about to happen here. My mom has a Dooney and Burke purse that she bought in the... I wanna say 90s, but I'm probably wrong. Before her current purse though, she had another Dooney and Burke purse that I'm positive must have been from the same collection as this one, because the white leather with the brown trim and that adorable duck logo is bringing up some serious childhood flashbacks. Good times.

I'm crazy about big, gold earrings, and these are just making me salivate all over my pajamas. Yes. I'm in bed, blogging in my pajamas. Lay off.

Snap decision: never buying another swimsuit until I can fit into/afford this one. Why would I settle for anything less? For some reason that phrase makes me think of a commercial for a fiber-heavy breakfast cereal targeted towards women. Ew.

Now a huge fan of long skirts, but I think this could be the one to change my mind. I can has? Please? Pwitty prease?

WHY DON'T I WEAR A SIZE SIX. ARGH.

I think this necklace speaks for itself. Also I don't know what to say about it other than it's awesoooome.

This shirt would probably make me look like a fluffy little mint green cupcake, but that doesn't stop me from wanting the crap out of it. Srsly u guise.

And if I DID own that top, I would definitely want to wear it with these shoes. Oh yeah.

I have a favourite shirt. It is sky blue, it is loose and comfy, it has buttons. However, if I had THIS shirt, I think my current favourite shirt would probably get jealous, because I would definitely wear this one all. the. time. There is only everything right with this shirt, and absolutely nothing wrong.

I'm gonna conclude this post now, cause I feel that it has reached a natural ending place, definitely not because it's late and I'm sleepy. Nope. Definitely not that last thing. Ha ha ha. Yeah okay goodnight.