Jeffrey Campbell Love

I'm crazy about Jeffrey Campbell shoes. Anyone who tries to tell me that Jeffrey Campbell is not breaking boundaries in shoe science had better get ready to fight me (it wouldn't take one long to get ready for that, I'm tiny and my muscles are mostly made out of something similar to pudding). Anyway, I have a LOT of ground to cover in this department, so I'm gonna keep my comments, which are pretty much useless anyway so I doubt they'll be missed, to a minimum. Allons-y!

UHM. CAN I HAZ? These shoes might actually bring me up to an average height. I could see eye-to-eye with people at last! And the best part is that there's enough incline to look elegant, but not so to cause ankle-breakage. Everyone wins!

Now time for more giant wedge sandals with gentle inclines.

GIMME GIMME GIMME I NEED I NEED (five awesomecool points to whoever recognizes that reference).

Now for the ankle breakers! EXCITING.

INTENSE. Let's take a breather now and look at some florals.

Wasn't that nice? Now prepare yourself, because we're going to take a look at some shoes that are downright ARCHITECTURAL. LOOK BIG WORDS AH.

WHOA THOSE WERE CRAZY. Now let's calm down with some relatively "normal" shoes.

This is probably the part where I'm supposed to wax poetic about things like "design" and "inspiration" and "silhouettes," but frankly, after constructing this post (which took a lot longer than it may seem) I'm sick of looking at shoes... HAHA just kidding but really, I don't want to spend any more time on this post, so SAYONARA.